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Lord ChickenNugget
Lord ChickenNugget
Points:
3
.
906
Rank:
269
Opponents defeated:
710 (766.)
Tribe:
OIL
Villages (1)
Coordinates
Points
Lord ChickenNugget's village
395|488
3
.
906
Profile
Personal text
~ Dream Team at it again! ~
- - -
How TW affected my life: (Part II)
1 - I now refer to my alarm clock as my
early warning system
.
2 - I refuse to open the door for strangers unless they’ve sent me a
friendly message first
.
3 - I tried to rename my neighborhood
K55
, but the city council rejected my request.
4 - My coworkers think I’ve joined a cult because I keep talking about
“the tribe”
.
5 - When my Wi-Fi disconnects, I immediately start planning
revenge attacks
on my router.
6 - I once yelled
“INCOMING!”
when my kid threw a Lego at me.
7 - I no longer shake hands — I send
peace offers
.
8 - I refresh my email at work because I expect a
scout report
from my spies.
9 - My morning commute is now called the
noble train
.
10 - I use
travel time calculators
to estimate how long it’ll take to microwave my lunch.
11 - Every time someone says “farming,” I feel a strange urge to open a spreadsheet.
12 - I panic when timers count down — even my
washing machine
triggers flashbacks.
13 - My dog has been promoted to
Paladin of the Base Village
.
14 - My cat keeps attacking my screen; I assume it’s
raiding
again.
15 - My boss asked for a progress report — I sent him a
battle report
with losses and morale.
16 - I once yelled
“Fake attack!”
when my wife asked to talk.
17 - My grocery list is now labeled
Village 001 (Main)
.
18 - I no longer trust anyone who says “I’m just scouting.”
19 - I told my neighbor to
clear the barb next door
so I can noble it.
20 - I now measure time in
attack intervals
instead of hours.
21 - My credit card got declined and I blamed it on
coin minting cooldown
.
22 - I once overslept and woke up in panic because I thought I missed the
night bonus window
.
23 - When my car broke down, I called roadside assistance and told them I’d been
nobled
.
24 - My wife got mad when I said I needed more
farm space
before we could have another kid.
25 - I call my friend who never attacks anyone a
simmer
.
26 - My calendar is full of alarms labeled “Send nobles” and “Fake K45”.
27 - My kid’s bedtime routine now includes checking for
incoming fakes
.
28 - I started referring to my bills as
tribute demands
.
29 - I stopped buying groceries in bulk because I can’t protect that many
resources overnight
.
30 - My family now avoids saying “attack” around me — it causes
command overview flashbacks
.
Achievements on other worlds
World 117
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